When: 29/01/2013 Where: The Lakes District, Cumbria Stayed: West Vale Country House
Approximately 5 hours north west of London lies the wettest place on earth – the Lakes District. Well, actually that’s not an official title and unlikely to be true but it certainly sums up our experience of the area. It is a mountainous region decorated with beautiful lakes (surprisingly), farmland, woodlands and valleys. As the most visited national park in the UK, it is renown for it’s stunning and dramatic scenery – an accolade we can certainly attest to. The fresh air, space and relaxed nature of the locals feels a world away from the chaos of London. Within a few days I’m fairly certain that even my shoulder blades thought about loosening up – perfect spot to welcome in the new year.
We stayed in Far Sawrey at West Vale Country House which turns out is absolutely nowhere near anything despite carrying an ‘Ambleside’ address. A 10min drive from the nearest small town (Hawskhead) and around 25mins from the main town (Ambleside). It felt a little bit like a rotten trap for new punters to us. Apparently anything within a 10 mile radius is considered Ambleside..?! None of this would be an issue if you were able to drive in a straight line in dry and safe conditions. Not here folks.
Despite being quite isolated, our accommodation was warm, cosy and friendly. With great attention to detail our hosts ran a pretty tight ship. This included patrolling the front door to check your muddy shoes were removed prior to entry; and packing your things away in cupboards when the room was cleaned. The regiment also included being allocated a table to sit at in the breakfast room. After making a bee-line for the table in the window I was quickly yanked back into my place in the pecking in order by our host who had us seated near the door on the smallest table known to man. That’s what happens when you get a discounted room Cathy…
Our drive up to the Lakes District gave us a pretty good indication of the conditions to come over the next few days. Torrential rain and flooding across the road with a good portion of the tires submerged was a little scary. And apparently no one in the Lakes District believes in street lights because the roads had absolutely no lighting to speak of – surely the little headlights everyone wears on their walks don’t help you behind the wheel too…?!
Exhausted and a bit stressed out on arrival we figured the next day would be better weather-wise. It wasn’t. However we soldiered on through the elements and managed to complete a stunning 4 hour walk that took in Lake Windemere (UK’s longest lake), a ferry ride across to Bowness-on-Windemere (quaint lakeside village packed with cafes) and several paddocks of ankle deep water and mud. I thought it was a bit of an adventure but Justin evidently wasn’t taking a shine to his wet feet. True to form I ensured we pushed through the pain barrier and finished our trail. Potentially a relationship ending move – fortunately I managed to get Justin to the Towerbank Arms (local pub) within the recovery window of opportunity. Thank god for beer.
Day 2 delivered even worse weather which didn’t do much for the spirits of my sunshine inclined fiancé. We managed to sneak in a shorter walk around Grasmere lake which was lovely but not overly relaxing given we had one eye on the weather the whole time.
After initially finding the other walkers in all their super sensible hiking kit quite amusing, we ending up eating some serious humble pie. Turns out it’s appropriate to cover yourselves head to toe in this environment and hardcore footwear is your friend on a long wet, muddy walk. In-fact, we were the odd ones out and felt quite conspicuous in our jeans and Justin’s runners. ‘Buh, ignorant tourists from London’ was written all over their faces. ‘Yes we might very well fall into that category but we are not seasoned walkers because we can still ski!!’ I wanted to point out to the 60+ generation who looked down their noses.
Food in the Lakes District is simply outstanding. Incredibly fresh produce worked into little homemade morsels of goodness everywhere you go. Mmmmmm. Even the every-day pubs and restaurants such as the Queens Arms and Log House dished up outstanding meals. The Drunken Duck near Ambleside was our favorite with it’s cheerful atmosphere, cosy interior and beautiful backdrop. Here we gorged ourselves on a 3 course power eating session on New Years eve. Being unable to make a dinner reservation for love or money, we decided to load up late in the afternoon and fast through to breakfast instead. A conundrum occurred when our host pulled some strings and triumphantly told us we were booked in for a 5 course set menu dinner up the road… Good sense and a fear of vomiting prevailed and we cancelled the reservation – but it’s always nice to be reminded that it comes back to who you know in every aspect of life.
After learning a few difficult lessons about walking attire, eating some fantastic food, battling the elements on foot and enduring some incredibly challenging driving conditions we made our way back to London discussing plans for our next ski trip. Home free kids.






































































Not sure if there’s anything more disappointing than a long range weather forecast for rain, rain and more rain when you’re about to embark on a coastal holiday. My inner optimist hoped for the best but it wasn’t looking good. Our worst fears were realized as we stood in line at the car rental desk and watched as sheets of rain made a joke of people’s umbrellas. I can now say with confidence that endeavouring to navigate rivers of water with wheelie bags is significantly harder than it looks…!We stayed in a bed and breakfast called Arima Biarritz – hosted by friendly locals Annie and Marc. Nicely renovated and cosy, the accommodation was welcoming. The only downside being the 20min walk into town and the terrific acoustics in the place. Unfortunately our french neighbors enjoyed late night shenanigans that even the best wax moulded ear plugs couldn’t block out. We relaxed a bit once we realized it wasn’t a cat being strangled. Ahhh when in Rome!


